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jizz machine

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.
Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.
by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009
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zog machine

a slang term for the Zionist Occupation Government. This is a belief that many white nationalists or neo-fascists hold.
The white man's real enemy is the ZOG machine.
by crazydaveyhonboreas June 18, 2006
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ass kicking machine

1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.

3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.

4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.

4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.
by Mickey Nation January 11, 2007
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Fax Machine

When something is so true, saying Facts nor Fax quite portrays its accuracy.
Richard: Bro I'm so sick of high school, I just want to graduate already.

Jason: Fax machine
by Alexander Spamilton January 1, 2019
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Austrian Death Machine

Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.

- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to

- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to

- classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with

- a guitar solo in every song

And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!

Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as...

"It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal)

"Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal)

"Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal)

"I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)"

"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal)

"Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal)

"Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal)

"It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal)

Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.
You know how I said that Austrian Death Machine's Total Brutal was the best thing ever to be created by mankind ever…I lied. Double Brutal is now truly the best thing ever created on this planet (That is until Keep It Brutal comes out)
by MurderFlakes February 2, 2010
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d-machine

Another way to say douchebag. Generally implies a high level of douchebaggery.
Look at those kids from Princeton. What a bunch of d-machines.
by dmachineasdf July 31, 2010
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Trumpian Machine

A term describing the racist-fueled class war that is barely but somehow cleverly masquerading as all-American patriotism.
One man’s drive to compensate for his own intellectual inferiority and reptilian emotional ineptitude, coupled with the usual powermongering of the world’s authoritarian dictators, has given birth to the Trumpian Machine whose primary goal is to profit while seeking to crush the American dream of economic opportunity and racial equality by defying the US Constitution, employing ‘divide and conquer’ tactics as old as war itself.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
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