mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015

mud raft

The act of shitting on a girl's tits and motorboating them mercilessly.

Yo Chad, you get with Gina last night? Damn John that girl's a freak, she let me Mud Raft her and her mom.

by McBroli August 22, 2017

Up Mud

The act of anal intercourse.

"I went up mud"
"She likes it up mud"

"Hi Dave, did you go out last night?"
"No, I stayed in and went up mud with my darling wife."

by MickyHow September 18, 2013

mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 08, 2019

Slug mud

When you masterbait and the cum runs down your dick and then she spits on your dick and you stick it in her butt thus creating slug mud

Yo man last night i created slug mud with my girl

by Znoopdog November 01, 2016

Mud money

Money earned in the concrete industry

Rise and shine, gotta make some mud money today.

by Concrete_Syndicate January 13, 2019