morningg

Usually written by people to express the usual "Good morning" and showing sexual interest in the recepient. the use of repeated end letters is similar to that of "Heyy".

boy: "morning"
girl: "morningggggg I'm bored"
boy: "Okay I'll come over"

by darktea November 11, 2014

morning wood

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

by Dirty-Dirty February 17, 2006

morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection

Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"

by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014

Mobbing

Also known as "workplace bullying" - playground bullying by people who are chronologically adults, directed against their colleagues.

Bullying, psychological terror or aggression, hostile workplace behavior, workplace trauma, incivility, emotional violence resulting in emotional injury affecting the target's mental and physical health.

Anne and Emily enjoyed mobbing any new employee that they perceived as a threat, until either the target broke down and attempted to fight back - and was fired - or the target quit. The two celebrated each victory by laughingly claiming that their victim had been "voted off the island."

by Watching and Wondering February 15, 2009

a "good morning mr. president"

When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.

I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!

by Rufnew June 30, 2017

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009