Monday

The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.

Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!

by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo April 2, 2010

Superbowl Monday

The day after Superbowl Sunday, Where everyone wakes up hungover and watches the news to see who won anyways because they were too drunk to remember.

Dude 1: Dude! Tomorrows superbowl sunday!
Dude 2: Yeah i know! But then theres superbowl monday after...

by dr happy face February 7, 2007

mondale button

When a chick bends over, and her junk is staring you in the face. Usually a larger pile of meat curtains.Usually a chick that is dressed, but in a skirt with no panties.

Damn that chick bent over and showed me her Mondale Button

by CrazyJay/Harryism January 5, 2014

Moolie Monday

The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010

mondo cock

the only two words to explain how big ricks penis truely is

i mean were talking mondo

omg rick has such a mondo cock

by bennah07 August 17, 2006

Mondo Invasion

A band/group out of Buffalo, NY. They plan to release the most epic album of all time on December 21, 2012. They began in 2005 and still going strong. They also have their own official website. The three original members are Tank, Jack Travis, and Matty Bangs.

They sold t-shirts with almost no backing in 2005-06 and it actually worked. They soon moved to hats and other clothing apparel.

The Invasion is Coming...

Kid 1: Mondo Invasion is the greatest band ever!!
Kid 2: I know. The Invasion is coming...

by mondoinvasion August 10, 2009

Mondegreen

The term for misunderstood song lyrics

In the song by Elton John where he sang 'Lay me down on sheets of linen', I thought he was saying 'Lay me down and shoot some lemons', which is a mondegreen.

by allthenamesiwantedweretaken December 14, 2014