foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009

Gloom Monger

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

Mugger Bitch

A Psychaotic woemn who seeks revenge upon you and your friends when you dent her what she wants.

Poor Peppie, he has hooked up with a Mugger bitch.

by Ruxor January 23, 2005

Migger

Another act of racism white people tend to say

Isaiah- Joey stop saying the hard r

Joey- I’m saying it with an M💀💀💀😂😂 you migger

by Fagtenia November 8, 2021

migger

means beautiful

it's such a migger day

by Panque October 4, 2021

Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 7, 2008

prick monger

Some one that hordes pricks

Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.

by Gus Gluck November 2, 2007