Blue Mitchell

When a man purposefully gives himself blue balls, only later to blow his horn all over another sexual partner.

That mothafucka Blue Mitchelled all over my hair!

by PEN30 2x the size October 1, 2010

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Boni Mitchell

Noun: The common and tantalizing erection a man obtains while listening to the female folk artist, Joni Mitchell.

Based on the music coming from Alex’s room, he’s probably got a major Boni Mitchell.

by Lil Funyun June 13, 2018

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Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020

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Leonard Mitchell

A Red Glove under Evernight. He is friends with Klein Moretti, and has a helpful parasite named Pallez Zoroast residing in him. A member of the Tarot Club, under the code name, The Star.

Klein often refers to him as “my dear poet.”

“In action novels, this is called the meeting of two protagonists”- Leonard Mitchell

by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022

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