Mini Marcus

A guy with a very small cock. Which cums when you go within 2 metres of it.

Oh my god mini Marcus ignored me again

by Meme lords August 3, 2020

Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011

Mini Ladd

Apparently likes Mini Ladds

Person 1: Did you hear Mini Ladd exchanged nudes with a minor?
Person1: What the fuck! I guess Mini Ladd likes mini lads.

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH February 24, 2022

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

mini me

A little you

Awww your daughter is your mini me

by ellieeee.v June 18, 2018

Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020

mini me

A name for...

1) a mini replica of yourself.

2) a penis.

1) My mini me is coming right this way.

2) Does my mini me have to be like this? Bad doggie.

by xironanime July 26, 2016