mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying
by bluebear September 09, 2022
A person who enjoys being with a man’s man. Telling people he owes money to that they are burnt. He hates woman but loves the seaman. He has a penis but only smaller. Loves giving it in the butt but prefers it in his own ass. He is a professional felcher. You ever want to go docking he is the man to call. He’s the Boy Scout who got extra badges not in the hand book.
by Elusive cheese November 27, 2021
A polite alternative to calling a frustrating situation a cluster fuck. This is acceptable to use around children.
by The Ulicycle May 06, 2015
An official NBA Championship Ring that was literally given to the Lakers in Walt Disney Resort in Orlando, FL.
"LeBron won a Mickey Mouse Ring in Disney World and the NBA is counting it for some reason, you can't make this shit up."
by Fr0stinaDungeon August 02, 2021
when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.
by phobioid January 31, 2012
A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.
"Hey did you ever get your car fixed?"
"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"
"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"
by Kevin McNaught May 02, 2006
When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money on the kids, the first tuesday of every month.
by Rubber-can October 14, 2008