maria 

an ugly lanky shit that has big eyes and lips and acts so prestige and thinks everyone likes her. a maria thinks shes all it and is a fake friend she may act loyal to you but she will say things behind your back.

never trust a maria!

maria by suckstuff March 8, 2019

Maria 

A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.

"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."

Maria by aphrocat January 10, 2020

Maria 

A Maria will be so fun to be around. She laughs like no other, she will definitely make you smile ear to ear. Maria's can get crazy and are huge goofballs. Sometimes its hard to open up, but when she does you know that she really trusts you. Never let a maria down. Let a Maria be a Maria, they do what they want.

boy 1: Omg is that Maria?
boy 2: Yeah! I heard shes so cool!
boy 1: Shes definitely mine though!!

Maria by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020

Maria 

the nickname of someone if they're constantly having something stolen, "borrowed", or taken

"Did you see how Molly had her passport stolen? Someone pulled a Maria on her."

Maria by teamvolturi December 23, 2009

Maria 

Shes a midget who enjoys playing niggas, she likes to act like she dont care but she do

STAY AWAY at all costs
also has herpes

SHes such a maria , she broke poor marks heart

Maria by oneballharris February 4, 2019

Maria 

The hottest Girl you have ever seen. Originating from either Spanish or Russian background, she a rare traveller as her extended family lives too far away. Big Tits and a thick ass makes all the guys running for her. Her tough parents always pushing her to be her best academically and physically, which all just makes her better in bed. With low self-confidence and a sexy body, she is the perfect specimen to cuddle up with on a cold winters night by a warm fire. Her favourite position is doggy and backwards-cowgirl and will happily rub your dick at work, or take a full creampie and facial and day of the week.

Wow look at that girl with that sweet ass and giant tits!

Yeah, that's Maria

Maria by Sean Armstrong2 June 20, 2020

Maria 

Cringest person to exist straight up no cap.

Maria is so bad at overwatch

Maria by CNG123 September 29, 2021