Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.

Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.

by clarize March 19, 2020

Big Mason

A large lad named mason

That is a Big Mason

by Wimpydoodle May 19, 2020

The mason

When u go to High School You find the ugliest year 10 and start dating her so u can brag to your friends that you have a girlfriend and be a simp.

The Mason is when You are new to High School and you want a Girlfriend so you find the worst year 10 and date her so you can brag to your friends and be a simp.

by deez almonds 420 March 26, 2021

Doing a mason

When you steal something that a girl posses and you put it down your pants so they touch your knob if you do a mason right it might end up with you being sucked off in a garden

bro I'm doing a mason so this girls touches my dick

by Joseph Clark June 19, 2016

Max Horner mason

a SNAKY bitch
fat & severly clapped
gets all the mens
liked banging decapitated swan heads
stinky nonce

Max Horner Mason just fuckd my 4 year old kid

by Otter4718 February 7, 2018

To Pull A Mason

Exceed 30 waifu's in one session

"I have pulled a Mason! I have 7 waifu's!" "No, to pull a Mason you need to have 30 or more"

by Completely UNORIGNAL January 5, 2019

Pulling a Mason

Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.

Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 22, 2019