masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

masterbait

To give sexual pleasure to one's self

I'm going to go masterbait to some porn.

by Fazzel July 16, 2005

masturbate

Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking

If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.

by Shandy lover April 29, 2003

masturbate

to stimulate the genetails mainly

1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

Masturbate

Sex with yourself

Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 4, 2017

masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.

we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter

by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011