Milton, WI

A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.

THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....

Milton, Wi sucks balls.

by HappyGoLuckyBitch January 1, 2011

Milton MA

Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.

School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.

All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.

P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)

Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...

by ULLILLA March 18, 2011

Post Malone

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.

It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

gums maloney

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

by custodian22 May 26, 2009

milton

A town just south of Boston that borders Dorchester, Mattopan, Quincy and Randolf. Milton used to be a really nice town filled with goody-too-shoes and real smart kids. Not the case anymore... the west side of milton has turned rather ghetto, and has almost no white people in it. On the other hand you have East Milton. East Milton is a hangout place, with notable features, such as the Woods, The Square, Dunkies, and Andrews Park. Everyone that lives in East Milton is white Irish, with no acceptions. East milton kids rep their hood. Almost all the people living in East Milton have parents from Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is the most Irish place in the United states, beating Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is big on drugs and drinking. Milton is well known for thier Slutty Girls who can't keep thier legs shut. Also for their Good-looking boys who all end up being Rotten cheaters, who like to play girls then ditch them for Other hoes.

Milton High is ghetto. All the smart boys leave to go to BC high, all the smart girls leave to go to Notre Dame or Urseline.

Milton and quincy have a huge rivalry. Leading to stabbings, and fights almost every weekend.

BOY 1: " Dude, i need a bitch who will suck my cock."

BOY 2: " Lets Hit up Milton."

by queen11 January 17, 2012

Milton High

stupid school in a stupid town.

is like a zoo for pugs whales hippos. the zoo currently has 1 for each but also has one animal in the whole thing.

by sum1 January 15, 2005

Milton Academy

A private school in Milton, MA far superior to its rival, Nobles.

No Milton student is capable of crossing the street. All their tuition goes into the grass on the quad. The cave is constantly filled with clueless freshman. DSGs are as far as the eyes can see. More people eat in the snack bar then Forbes.

Person: What school do you go to?
Milton student: Milton
Person: Oh you live in Milton?
Milton student: No I meant Milton Academy sorry

by DumbMAFrosh October 12, 2018