madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

Madame Haider

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.

Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider

by nerdjisse March 15, 2021

Doctor Madas

Someone who, during oral sex, looks up and says "look I'm a doctor"

That kid pulled a doctor madas last night and his girlfriends pissed.

by hardy harhar April 25, 2009

madason

A gorgeous girl usually having blonde hair.the sweetest chick you will ever meet and so fun to be around!

Madason is so dang sweet

by Ablobc June 19, 2015

Male Madame

male prostitute pimp as depicted in
"Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo"

"Now I will become your Male Madame and you are my man whore!"

by Daniel November 29, 2003

Madafox

This word means extreamly foxy. The word for hotter than hot. If you say it fast it sounds like Mightyfox, which means very foxy!

Maude and Monica are looking very madafox today!

by Monica Taylor March 31, 2007

madarchod

A universal south asian swear word literally meaning MOTHERFUCKER . Is used in many European nations , the middle east Australia and the americas which has a big south asian population .

- Tu Madarchod saala (u fucking motherfucking assole ).
- Madarchod , lottery nahin lagi (Motherfucking no way I am gonna get any Lottery Money ..)

by Dharam Tathgur December 28, 2005