lucky strikes

awesome cigarette
hasn't changed since World War II

i got those lucky strikes that could beat your marb reds anyday

by headycheese February 15, 2006

Lucky Raoul

A sexual fetish first reported in the San Francisco Bay area in 2006. After feeding to the point of exhaustion and slumber, your sexual partner covers your body with Dove chocolate ice cream bars and ties you to a Nordic Trac(tm) Pro Skier using the string of the hand pulleys. Once bound, they enter you from behind, saying dirty things about the hot job market into your ear.

"We went to Costco and stocked up on Dove bars and a new NordicTrack Pro Skier. After a big dinner of turkey and red wine I gave her a Lucky Raoul."

by Tom Myspace June 20, 2007

lucky 13

Lucky 13 is an American hot rod clothing company proudly servicing pinup, rockabilly, psychobilly, rock n’ roll, and punk rock guys and doll for over 15 years. The Lucky 13 Gals have included and continue to showcase the best pinups with such talent as Tera Patrick, Sabina, Masuimi Max, and Valentina Vaughn. The tattoo style art has inspired tattoos and tattoo flash alike -american hot rods, choppers, tattoos, pinups, rockabilly, psychobilly, rock n roll, kustom kultureLucky13 forever!

Look at Joe's Lucky 13 shirt.

by Le[x] October 25, 2006

lukey pokey

The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.

Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up

by morgjones13 November 3, 2014

LUCKY SPERM

of all the sperm that left your fathers jewel sack
you are the one who made it

so deal with the hand that you have been delt, or else you are just a crash test dummy for a rubber vortex
or a spill to clean up by some migrant worker

live for the sake of chance

Even at your lowest point in life, pull up your pants and realize that you are not plastered to the skin of a kleenex skin . You were strong enough to penentrate an egg amist the carnage of your fellow ejaculates. Hold your head high and carry on, for you are a lucky sperm.

by alan cornelious john o connell(AGENT LUCKYSPERM) March 18, 2008

Lurkey Turkey

A Lurkey Turkey is a creature which lives all over the Southern Comfort Hemisphere, it is unique in that is is never sober and generally lurks around alleys, looking like a bit of a turkey (hence the word, its a derived term). The Lurkey Turkey is a one of a kind creature and features in several pop culture shows like "Turkey Lurkey Time" (due to legal reasons they couldn't write Lurkey Turkey but instead Turkey Lurkey). There is only one true Lurkey Turkey but there are some wanna-be Lurkey Turkey's but they are often just called drunks or vampires. As the Lurkey Turkey is unique, it therefore has magical powers like; surviving Thanksgiving, surviving multiple ninja attacks, and making every decision in the world ever, it is pretty much a God, it is also the founder of the Turnip Religion, under the pseudonym "Edgar Turnip" which has lead to the establishment of boxes in the metauniverse.

Jihm: "Praise to the Lurkey Turkey"
Suicidal Turnip passing by: "Thats not the Lurkey Turkey, its just a drunk lurking outside the Exchange waiting to beat someone up for chump change to start drinking again."
Jihm: "Damn... I wanted to eat it's pancreas..."

by LurkeyTurkey (elitcheseturkey) September 15, 2009

Lucky Bastard

When you touch or see any of the females private parts

“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard”

by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019