ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

by Basshole2016 August 17, 2016

the crowded locker room

When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.

He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.

by soft hands March 27, 2015

Hurt Locker

By analogy from snot locker (military terminology for the nose), the heart is a person's hurt locker. It's the place where things that happen stay with us. Luckily, we keep joy in same place.

And what about Sgt James in the movie? Well, he's what's right about humans in a place that's all wrong. "I'm not here to fill his shoes," he says, "I'm just gonna do my best." To paraphrase Jules Winnfield: Check out the big heart in Will. ...even if there was only one thing he was still able to love.

As soon as she returned to her grave, Emily Gibbs placed her twelfth birthday forever next to Geoge Webb in the hurt locker of her heart.

by Duke7x March 14, 2010

hurt locker

A place where damaging things and evilness is hidden as in where bush and the rr fundiematics and other repgunicans keep their lies and plans to destroy the constitution and free thought.

bush, frist, de lay or anyone from the admin mumbles,
"Thet thar hurt lokker is whar we keep all them lies and weppons thet we kin use against them thet we caint fool."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 19, 2005

Davy Jones Locker

A sex act where you insert a squid or octopus in your rectum, in order to expel it while your partner is giving you oral sex as a joke.

Dude! I totally pulled a Davy Jones Locker on that girl I met at the frat party last night!

by LogSwift January 30, 2012

The Hurt Locker

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.

Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

by Sacrament Ov Impurity July 6, 2009

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009