harbouring lasagna

Verb
-to give home or shelter to a stretched out loose pussy, aka (lasagna)

-guy 1: "dude, she's soo hot, her body is mad righteous, I would hit that all day"

-guy 2: "nah bro, she's harbouring lasagna. I know like fiddy dudes that have hit that."

by vodkaenema March 20, 2014

Poop lasagna

Jake Paul

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.

by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

Russian Lasagna

1. Code word for Vodka. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?!?
Person 2: Some Russian Lasagna.
Person 1: AH! Motherland!

by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010

Bitch Lasagna

1. T-series

2. A load of shit

"T-seris ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna!"

"Ugh, what a bitch lasagna."

by SoftPenisBum December 21, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A salty and roasted snack that has the magical ability to make anyone from India to implode.

Here T-Series looking hungry for some drama here let me serve you Bitch Lasagna.

by King_Munge January 18, 2019

vermont lasagna

a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)

would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?

by Mr. Lasagna January 2, 2009