love letter

A) A term used to refer to any letter that could be taken as the writer caring about you, such as an attendance notice or a subpoena.

B) A letter or note which is used to express your love for someone.

Student: After missing 15 days of school, the principal sent a love letter to me asking me to show up more often <3.
Felon: After violating my probation for the third time, the magistrate sent me a love letter.

Girl: Some creepy dude put a love letter in my locker.

by Vldp123 December 15, 2018

four page letter

Writing someone a letter you’re in love with who doesn’t share the effort you put into loving them and you’re heartbroken and you’re warning the person to put more into the relationship.

I’m writing this girl a four page letter if she doesn’t straighten up!!

by Eggnant June 13, 2018

letterist

When you got something against or prefer a certain letter.

A: but i like b's
B: dude, that's letterist

by Divien August 21, 2009

Lesterday

Any day previous to today.

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.

by Bumbooo January 16, 2014

online acceptance letter

the coldest, most impersonable way to get denied from the college of your dreams. ironically, a few days after you see that those fuckers denied you virtually, you get a letter that denies you all over again.

Boy:Hey, I heard you applied to Dartmouth!
Girl: Yeah I looked up a copy of my online acceptance letter, and I found out they fucking rejected me.

by oh_hawt_dayum December 19, 2008

A letter in the mailbox

When you wear a thong.

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

by emmelie March 16, 2006

Love letter from a Snake

A ticket you receive from a police officer.

"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."

by James Redmon July 3, 2005