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Laminar flow

When you suspect that you have diarrhea and your suspicions turn out to be correct, however, once you release it turns out to be rather soothing! You get instant relief, no pellet-gun-like velocity, not much upward splattering, and to your pleasant surprise, very little toilet paper consumption to clean up. More oily grease than shit. The only downside is that it smells like a combination of penicillin and methane, with a hint of wide-open ass. Flushes clean. Very little evidence that anything remarkable took place in the airport stalls. Leaves you wondering if that was, indeed, the highlight of your month so far. It is the simple things in life.
Jesus Christ, for all the noise I heard 5-mins ago from my corner office, adjacent to the women’s restroom, Darcy must have had laminar flow. I can only smell air freshener and Z-Pack. All clear! Y’all can come in and pee. (Many of the office girls were drinking vodka at lunch, thus the pent-up demand).
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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latinatarian

Somebody who only eats out latinas.
Hey john look at that cute asian girl over there you should ask her out. No sorry I'm a latinatarian.
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labinimas a.k.a. laba

Smaukymas.
labinimas a.k.a. laba
-K "Darei laba snd?
-J "Jo"
Galima naudoti, jei esi discord pokalbyje su mergaitemis.
by resolvance October 17, 2020
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layina

she’s goofy, stupid, and likes to make her friends laugh a lot. if you ever need to smile then you can count on layina! you can even give her funny nicknames like llama! she’s the most craziest person you could ever meet and she’s also very pretty. you will be lucky to have a layina!
person 1- “i’m feeling a bit down today and i need to have a good laugh with someone”

person 2- “oh ye! go talk to layina! she will definitely make you laugh!”
by melmellons250 November 5, 2020
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Labiqa

the coolest and hottest person alive. A rather uncommon name but the people who are named Labiqa are often very hot and sexy and the definition of irresistible
wow Labiqa is so hot !! I'm honoured to even breath the same air as her !!
by 2cool4skl November 22, 2021
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Lavina

Aah Lavina where to start, she’s an awesome girl with a big heart

She’s shy when you just meet her but when she knows you she’s the most kindest person you have ever met

She is also a creative, intellectual woman who works hard for what she wans. She's a go getter and is very much down to earth. Is a blessing to who ever really gets to know her.

She’ll make you laugh when you are sad or happy. You don’t wanna mess with a “Lavina” ever. She’s always be your BFF.I hope she sees this
Person 1:Hey it’s Lavina!

Me:SHES HERE I MISSED HER

Also me: (I just saw her yesterday)
by Awesomeday November 23, 2021
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Lavina

She is the most innocent person

She acts like she is smart but is actually dumb

Nevertheless she is caring.

If you want to pass your time peacefully
Lavina is always the best person to live with

She is little snarky
by Guzura November 25, 2021
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