please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

The lonely Island

1. The genius's behind 'Jizz in My Pants' and 'I'm on a boat'

2. Andy, jorma, And Akiva

3. AWESOMETOWN!

4. Hot rod

5. Saturdaynight Live

The lonely Island's new album 'Incredibad' is Amazing.

by UrNewHero April 3, 2009

i am lonely

Shut the fuck up and stop insulting me

i am lonely

no one loves me

help

by dinosaur shit UwU March 15, 2020

the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.

The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008

Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

Arguably the greatest rock album ever, it changed music forever. Taking 129 days to record only 13 tracks. Released in June 1967. It won numerous Grammy's that year including album of the year. Paul McCartney wrote most of the songs on the album. The hits include 'Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band', 'With a little help from my friends', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' or 'A day in the life'. But really all 13 tracks are excellent.

Turn Sgt. Pepper's up!!! I love this wack crap.

by bEATLe_PauL June 8, 2005

Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

The greatest rock n roll album ever made.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the greatest rock album you'll ever hear...besides The Beatles' Revolver.

by SuperSonicX September 17, 2005

Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

1.) A Beatles album in released in 1967. Viewed by many as the most influential album of all time and the #1 greatest album on the Rolling Stone Top 500 Albums list. A concept album in which the Beatles played as the band in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club, with members such as Billy Shears and the Hendersons.

2.) When an album is considered the greatest in it's genre.

"SPLHCB was one of the greatest albums ever!"

"You have to buy 'What's Going On?'. It's the Sgt. Peppers of soul albums."

by Revolver July 26, 2004