Spitting Llama

When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.

Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.

by King Taint March 29, 2020

24 Carat Llama Nugget

Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.

-Laurence finds a bottle cap.

Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!

James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.

Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.

by Jimmy Jizm February 10, 2009

Fluff my Llama

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.

You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama

by Ssssschwartz May 31, 2011

raging llama

A llama about to have an orgasm.

After I got tired of giving him head, my raging llama started spitting at me.

by llama72 November 17, 2006

drama llama

A person who randomly throws their drama on others, in the same way a llama randomly spits.

"Oh no, here comes the drama llama! I haven't finished cleaning up from the last time she spit drama on me!"

by CasKat April 20, 2006

Uni Llama

A cross between a Unicorn and a Llama and is now considered one of the most awesome creatures ever.

OMG a Uni Llama just ate my french fries.

Dude! I totally just saw a Uni Llama.

Uni Llama approved.

by Notsopwnedotcom March 11, 2010

Street Llama

A person who, when given directions, stares blankly as if to say, "I don't have the slightest clue what you are talking about."

You don't need to spell it out. What do you think I am, some kind of street llama?

by izza September 14, 2004