Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

knowledge fraud

One who claims they know a lot about a subject but in fact all they know is information they have read from a magazine, google or recycled from friends and has limited personal experience in the subject. A knowledge fraud often regards their "knowledge" higher than someone with experience in the subject and is typically egotistical. A knowledge fraud will sometimes try to dominate a conversation with someone that happens to be more experienced in the topic and will unwittingly embarass themselves and be caught out as a knowledge fraud. Sometimes responds to a question with "why dont you just google it"

"Hey Chris, haven't seen you in ages, i heard you are into turntablism"
"yeah i can scratch like a mofo"
"me too, i want one of those new innofade crossfaders for my mixer"

"no you want a vestax mixer, you dont want to mix analogue and digital with that"
"...no i want an innofade...do you even know what i'm talking about? your a knowledge fraud bro"

by Slim Piknz November 27, 2009

Knowles Gap

An attempt to do something useful but inadvertently cause a great deal of stress to others.

'Know-less Gap' also applies

- Look I just thought if you poured treacle on your nut sack women would like it more.

- Well that was a bit of a knowles gap, you forgot I wass squatting over a termite nest, I'll have scars until I die.

by twmac January 13, 2010

Knowledge Dropping

Like name dropping, except with knowledge. Sprinkling your conversation with tidbits of trivia in a pathetic attempt to impress your friends.

Sandy: Is everything OK?
John: Yes, and interesting use of that word. Did you know "OK" has its origins in the Choctaw Indian language?
Sandy: Knowledge dropping. You're such an ass.

by Poe toaster April 16, 2013

Knowledgating

The act of gestating knowledge inside your brain.

"Dont talk with Jimmy right now, he's knowledgating today's test.

by rock273 August 5, 2014

KnowledgeOfIraq

KnowledgeOfIraq is an unknown Undertale roblox developer that has made quite a few quarters from it. And he used them in ultrakill.
He's known for being an orphan and modding in every server known to man and being unfunny

KnowledgeOfIraq is someone you don't ever wanna meet
I agree KnowledgeOfIraq is such an incel and sexy

by JustAnNepHater September 10, 2023

couch knowledge

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.

Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.

by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010