Kitchen

A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.

“This fool is shmacked.”

“No bro, he’s KITCHENED”

by fadedbitch November 2, 2018

Kitchen

The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.

"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"

"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"

"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."

by Tails07 March 28, 2009

kitchen

(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs

Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen!

by The Joyster May 9, 2005

kitchen counter

can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter

we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper

by cory December 4, 2004

kitchen

a sammich factory

go the the kitchen and make me some sammich bitch.

by gaesian April 4, 2010

Your in big mamas kitchen now

To be in someone else's territory/business. Often used to express being in over your head or being over helmed as a result of being to nosy or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

*Pull out gun* "Your in big mamas kitchen now" said sam to paul as he shot him

by Danilo goldfarb October 7, 2010

The fridge is in the kitchen

This commonly used phrase is simply explaining how immensely stupid someone can be. For example, one is trying to answer a question about a short story. The answer is clearly within the first paragraph, but your buddy next to you whines about not being able to find it. You become furious, all they really need to do is open their eyes. You say dear god! The fridge is in the kitchen! This phrase compares your friends stupidty with how difficult it would be to find someones fridge in their home. It's CLEARLY in the kitchen. How do you not know where to find the answer to the question? It's CLEARLY in the first paragraph. Another example would be something less complicated, such as the spelling of "your" and "youre". For example, someone comments on a facebook picture that you are tagged in, and says "your so pretty." My so pretty what? Learn to use proper english, like come on...the fridge is in the kitchen!

Bob: Where do i find Canada on a map of the world?
Joe: Are you kidding me? THE FRIDGE IS IN THE KITCHEN.

Patty: Your a amazing person, Tom.
Tom:....dear god...the fridge is in the kitchen.

by Proper. March 5, 2009