Rat in the Kitchen

An album and song from the British reggae band UB40 that came out in 1986. The song's catchy chorus goes..

There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I`m gonna fix that rat thats what I`m gonna do,
I`m gonna fix that rat.

He relates a guy talking shit to a rat being in his kitchen and how he's gonna "fix" him. Clever way to write relatively threatening lyrics to an upbeat song.

You know, there seems to be a rat in the kitchen.. and I don't like rats in my kitchen, SO I'M GOING TO FIX THAT RAT!

by *Brendan Hottie* August 22, 2010

Kitchen Sinked

A sexual act in which multiple sex toys are used.
(i.e. Everything but the kitchen sink)

She had so many toys I suggested we use them all. She got Kitchen Sinked!

by Snot Rag February 14, 2018

itchin' in the kitchen

When someone has the urge to scratch at their crab infection. Usually in the no no area

Dude, you be itchin' in the kitchen like crazy man

by The last name meadows is gay July 09, 2011

Switchin' in the kitchen

A straight man who turns gay.

That nigga be switchin' in the kitchen!

by tj torres June 02, 2010

soup kitchen

When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.

Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.

by Willy B. August 19, 2006

kitchen boy

When your boyfriend appears suddenly in the living room wearing nothing but some aluminum foil as a skirt, a tupperware bowl on his head, and holding a spatula in each hand screaming...."I'm Kitchen Boy!!"

"I'm Kitchen Boy! "

by JaxiePop July 26, 2009

china kitchen

A restaurant located in Shepherdstown, WV. Owned by Betty Wang. Some think that this place is hell.

Ed- "China Kitchen is awesome"
Ted- "But the anz in the back molest the workers"

by coolkid78 April 25, 2007