Keeb

A rude word for someone.
Also a hobo who lives on clapham common who looks a lot like Jesus.

"Dude, your such a keeb!!"
"No, he's a keeb..." -Points at Jesus like hobo-

by MagicMushrooom September 23, 2009

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019

Keeby

a) A kinky name used for an eccentric yet extremely lovable female with many talents; usually found enjoying a good laugh, playing with toys, or throwing pies at small asian girls.

b) One who has a high affinity for dragons, drug stores, and fat boys.

c) A shelter for pregnant ducks.

Person1: Hey did you see Keeby today?

Person2: Yeah, I saw her walking out of the drug store holding a bag of water-melon flavored treats.

Person1: Cool, did she show you her new toys?

Person2: Yes and we had a blast!

by lolmom March 31, 2010

Keeblered

The act of clearing a dance floor. Usually done by a Dj with horrible music selection or an infatuation with Pitbull.

Dude, Fronteras was crackin last night until that short DJ keeblered the dance floor!!!

by The voice of Alhambra November 16, 2013

Keefe

The 4-eyed asshole that only eats microwaved chicken nuggets and uses up all the ketchup

Kyle: Keefe, why tf do you have nuggets, we made burgers?
Keefe: I’m hungry

by Sox_ June 12, 2021

keebz

a great baking elf

oh that keebz is so cool

by Keebz24601 October 5, 2013

keefed

We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex

1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"

by Hotelbutel June 7, 2016