Kirk hole

A scar from a tracheostomy or other surgical procedure on the side of the neck.

"Dude, what happened to your neck?"

"That's just my kirk hole!"

Kirk hole by Cüntsmäshër May 5, 2026

Kirk Out

When a white person is mad enough to commit random acts of mass violence.

"Oh great, another dude Kirked out and ventilated a kid's birthday party. And yes, yes he was."

Uh oh, the weird kid looks like hes about to Kirk out, protect ya neck.

Kirk Out by Mary Jane Project May 23, 2026

Charlie Kirk 

A medical condition in which someone has a face far too small for their head,common characteristics of this include
small mouth
small nose close to the mouth
eyes close to noes and mouth
being a bit retarded

Doctor:I`m afrraid i have bad news
Patient:No i cant

Doctor:You have Charlie Kirk

Charlie Kirk by hjdhgjf November 17, 2019

Angry Kirk

Having sex with someone and just as you are about to cum grab them by the hair and scream 'KHAN!!!!'

I was really giving it to her and in the heat of the moment I grabbed her hair and screamed 'KHAN!!!' like Angry Kirk from Star Trek.

Angry Kirk by Mick Taylor September 21, 2006

james t. kirk

The very essence of all that ever has been or ever will be awesome; the man.

Dude, anybodyan suck my balls, nobody will ever be as cool as James Tiberius Kirk!

james t. kirk by Son of Mogh August 22, 2004

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker 

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

Dirty Kirk 

Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.

Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.

Dirty Kirk by LargeDavid March 27, 2021