Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

by the ju1ce August 18, 2003

keegan

when u slap a chick in the face with ur boner

dude i just keeganed her last night

by ripper542 October 4, 2008

keebs

to act crazy and crunk. Jump around scream Lil Jon.

Man that guys got keebs

by LilJOnwhattt June 24, 2005

Keegan

Keegan is a short white fat kid who always seem to annoy everybody. He likes to follow others around. When he gets mad at lunch he just has a slight grin on his face. If you say I'm gonna pull a keegan most kids in my school would understand. It just means he is going to attempt/shoot up the school. It will never happen tho

Bro if you dont stfu I'm gonna pull a keegan

by actsblack May 30, 2019

Kegs 'n' Eggs

Consuming the remains of the previous night's keg first thing in the morning, usually while hung over, accompanied by eggs and occasionally beerios

Jim: my head hurts, did we finish that keg last night?
Joe: I don't think so...
Jim: Excellent, time for Kegs 'n' Eggs!!!

by Adam K July 28, 2005

keebs

to be totally cool. act like a true pimp

man that guy is frickin keebs

by LilJOnwhattt: July 30, 2005

Keegan

An amazing guy that gets the best of himself sometimes, and doesn't see how great he really is. Usually an asshole, and only nice to a selected few.

There goes Keegan again, cursing that girl out.

by How Could He Be So Heartless December 23, 2008