Jew Juice

The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours

Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.

by Esquimalt.420 October 22, 2010

jew toss

the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.

dude, rachel just got jew tossed; it was so funny her grandpa chocked on a matzah ball!

by shmoo00 May 16, 2010

Jew hut

A place Where Jews get together to talk about the Holocaust and money

A mohel Gave me an STD During my circumcision. In the Jew Hut

by LL Jew J February 8, 2020

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

Jew Baldy

Macca

guy 1: oh fucken el cunt u see that jew baldy over there
guy 2: fuck me that's a Macca the lil fucken scum slut
guy 1: yea he has no skin
macca: oi nigga

by YA DOG MATE March 17, 2019

Niggardly Jew

A frugal, stingy, or otherwise cheap person of Jewish ancestry.

"Who's that guy?"
"Oh, thats Patches the niggardly Jew."

by Old Gregg III October 21, 2011

jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.

" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"

by poontang June 30, 2006