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Jenis

when a girls jeans fold up and make it look like she has business in her pants OR when a guy's jeans fold up and make it look like he's hard
"Hey Susie.. are you really a man? cuz it looks like you have dick!"
"NO!!!! Thats just my jenis!"
by sam2013 February 24, 2010
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Jebus

WARNING: This is not a real definition, this is a joke made by me and some friends, which you can take on if you wish

Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed.

Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts
Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good
Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal
Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil

So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son.

A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created
Me: When I Die I'm going to Limbo and getting High with Jebus :D
by Church of the 3 Sons September 19, 2008
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Jenks

Shortened version of the word jenkem, and in the same way is used to describe fermented urine and faeces, the vapors of which are inhaled to produce a mind bending high.

Since the popularity of jenkem has grown, the term jenks has been applied to any intoxicating substance such as cannabis or opium.
Jules: "Hey Dr, got any spare jenks?"
Dr: "Yes Jules I have some lovely jenkem that I have freshly prepared for you."
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Jebus

Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus
by Garry Stewart July 17, 2006
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Jenesis

Cool, cute, handsome, shy, spontaneous, hilarious.
Did you know Jenesis is a cute, cool, shy guy? but once you get to know him, he's really spontaneous and hilarious.
by jentalman February 3, 2010
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Jebus

A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.
If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
by The word of jesus October 7, 2009
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