Jason

An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name
Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*
by Gabe itch536364 November 07, 2019
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You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
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The jokester of the class with a heart of gold. Beneath all the jokes lies a sweet and caring person who'll stand by your side no matter what and have your back at all times, but if you wrong them they don't forget easily and if you keep hurting them they will cut you off like you never existed even if you try to reconnect. They are slow to trust but once you've gained their trust they will be your friend for life. They are extremely sexual and love to talk about the weirdest things. Expect conversations to take a dirty turn. They are extremely smart and love being know-it-alls. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Their favorite color is electric blue, their spirit animal is a wolf and they love animals. Love and cherish them because you will never meet a person like Jason.
"I will always love you Jason"
"Jason is the greatest friend"
"I'm sorry Jason"
by pantherpanther May 05, 2019
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v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.
My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 03, 2017
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He is nice most of the time. He will call you an idiot and a loser but you just do it back!!
Jason is #veryannoying
by Jit Jat January 01, 2019
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A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.
by Austin fogg May 07, 2020
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Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.
Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.

Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018
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