fucking Jared

A typical asshole who constantly bothers the shit out of everybody in a group.

Dean: "GuYs YoU sUcK aT GaMeS yOu'Re GaRbAgE"
Tyler: "He's such a fucking Jared..

by Dangarii November 28, 2021

Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg

WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!

by JuliePooly June 9, 2022

jansen

Term used for having sex in a popular MMORPG known as RuneScape. This sex can be homosexual, heterosexual or even beastly.

Guy 1: I just had a Jansen.
Guy 2: Hmm... Sounds fun.
Guy 1: Why don't we do this right now?!
Guy 2: I'll get my laptop!
Guy 1: I have my Iphone so I can do this 2, 3, 20 times a day!

by Pescados666 November 15, 2007

Jahseh Onfroy Challenge

The Jahseh Onfroy Challenge is a pretty easy challeng. To do this you need two people. On person is armed with a gun preferably a pistol. The other person then steps into a vehicle and gets shot. The person that is dead is the winner and the prize is to meet Jahseh Onfroy himself.

Guy 1: Hey dude I did the Jahseh Onfroy Challenge with my friend.

Guy 2: Did you pay your respects to Jah after the challenge?

Guy 1: Oh shit I didnt.

Guy 1: Spotlight uh Moon light uh

by Gay nigga 88 March 24, 2019

Jared

Young, metrosexual man usually associated with sports such as Water Polo and Gymnastics. Has a perfect posture and excels at sport.

That guy is such a Jared!

by pseudonym12312 July 27, 2012

Jared

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.

Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!

by squirt812 March 23, 2009

Jaredin

trouble at times but makes up for it later (if you know what i mean) ;) Girls fall flat for his hair.(drop dead sexy) The one to see if your up for something new.

Don't you think he is so Jaredin?
Dang, is your name Jaredin? Cause i think you should change your name if it's not.

by My self and I February 13, 2010