Japanese Devil Dog

When you're having sex with a girl in reverse cow girl position and then she gets up and shits on your dick. Then you cum on your own dick and she sucks it all off.

My wife wanted a japanese devil dog. I divorced her the next day.

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Japanese Rain Monocle

Close to the Japanese Rain Goggles but your man only has one nut sack that drops. Picture the Monopoly guy or Mr. Peanut.

I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.

by Mr.Ballsack August 30, 2013

japanese whammy bar

When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.

I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.

by 69 Baby Jesus 69 July 1, 2009

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Japanese Food

Heaven on Earth

Japanese Food is amazing

by Y'all are Stupid October 2, 2020

Japanese Onomatopoeias

The coolest type of onomatopoeias ever. They rarely ever sound accurate, which is cool.

See also: Japanese, Onomatopoeia

"Wan wan" -Dog barking
"Pocha Pocha" -Splashing

by Zackarotto May 4, 2004

japanese pancake

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.

Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

by captain blumpkin butt September 3, 2009