Jake

Jakes are really amazing guys. Usually the tall, dark and handsome type. Ladies, look deep into those eyes because they are no where near as plain as they look from a distance! Jakes usually are really manly and buff, but have the cutest man-giggle ever. Their smiles are contagious and they have the cutest dimples ever. Jakes are guys who will respect you and your personal space, and have a certain chivalrous quality that is indeed acceptable by today's standards. He's the kind of guy you can tell all your secrets to, and share your dreams with. Never judge a Jake by his cover, because they can seem like total douches, and even come off as pervy; when, in reality, they are loving guys! You don't have to try much to catch their attention, a little bit goes a long way. They are super easy to talk to and make the average girl want to have a happy spasm.

Girl 1: So Jake and I started talking last night!

Girl 2: Shut up, he is so hot!!! What did you guys talk about?

Girl 1: Everything. Politics, marriage, parents, school, boys, girls, romance, food, and other random stuff.

Girl 2: ..... Have you ever talked to him before?

Girl 1: Nope. Not a word.

by someteenagedgirl May 13, 2013

Jake

To disappear from a meeting or work discussion.

He just Jaked out of the room.

by Beard of wonder July 14, 2018

jake milligan

an irish babe who lives in telford. who likes to munch on minge.

jake milligan is a minge muncher

by bobxxxxxxx April 10, 2011

Jake Phelps

Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride

Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside

by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE August 7, 2019

Jake Paul

If you like him then it is official by every Prime Minister or President or whatever you want to call them that you have no life

Kanye:Jake Paul is stupid
Jay Z: The cancer of YouTube

by An Indian man🇮🇳 October 17, 2019

Jake

Jake’s are very loving there eyes are cute and perfect he will cuddle with you and make you feel amazing

Jake was cuddling me it was so comfortable

by Daniel Jones November 11, 2020

Pull a Jake

Being the first (or only) one to take your shirt off amongst a group of people or friends. Even when the situation doesn't encourage or ask for it (or sometimes it does).

Past Tense: Pulled a Jake
Present Tense: Pull a Jake
Future Tense: Pulling a Jake

Scenario 1:
(Bunch of friends partying together, and a guy takes his shirt off)
Dude, that guy just "pulled a Jake"!!

Scenario 2:
(Friends playing soccer in hot weather with their shirts on, and one takes his shirt off in the middle of play)
Sorry guys. It's hot out here so I had to pull a Jake.

The ladies would think it's hot if you would "pull a Jake" and show off those muscles.

Bro, remember that time you "pulled a Jake" in sub-zero winter?

by The Machine 07 December 14, 2010