Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.

Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.

by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020

jaden van check

can i get a jaden van check

jaden van check

by jaden van November 25, 2020

jaden hallam

its when a midget eats your ass and asks for a cum-shot on his tits becauet thats what his brother.

some one gave me a jaden hallam.

by sloppy joe12354 March 26, 2021

Jadera

The sweetest funniest prettiest most caring smartest humorous girl you’ll ever meet. An amazing best friend and 4lyfer. Matches your energy. Shes literally one in a million - you’d be blessed if you end up with a friend as awesome as Jadera.

Tamiyah: Did you see that girl?

Bella : Yeah thats Jadera

by austinbella September 26, 2021

Hailey-Jade

A nice girl with awesome talents. She is super sweet but also bitchy at the same time. Super Asian has a big booty

Girl 1: Omg did you see that girl’s

Girl 2: she’s definitely a Hailey-Jade

by the.honest.frenchie November 1, 2018

Jade-Waffle

Jade-Waffle is when you suffer from being a Jade. She's a gorilla tampon, very ugly. She likes to flirt with people, and Jade's are addicted to abortions. That's the main part of having Jade-Waffle. Jade's like to gain weight, they can't stop eating. They're mainly fat, some Jade's are really pretty and skinny, if you suffer from Jade-Waffle you're NOT sexy, or skinny. Jade's like to fuck. They use the term 'cunt' a lot, because they like theirs to be licked on. Most of the time, they make confetti by queefing. They spread their legs apart, stick some stars, construction paper, and glitter up there. They suck it up, then queef it out. They like the feeling. Sometimes Jade's like to have hot sauce poured all over them, especially on their bugars, so they can make mating calls with ugly people and tigers, then fertilize macaroni. If you DO suffer from Jade-Waffle, these all imply to you. Also, half the time Jade's that have Jade-Waffle play with roasted duck legs, fuck everything they see, make out with trees, lick the testicles of cows, and squeeze out mayonnaise. If they ever TOUCH sea salt, the tip of their nipples will inflate.

Woah, it's Jade!
Yeah, she has Jade-Waffle.

by Lalalallalalalwhore. October 22, 2010

Jaden

SIMP

Jackson : Jaden do be a simp doh
Everyone else : FAAAAACTS

by ReXy7399 April 13, 2020