jacob

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.

"Mark is gay"~jacob

by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018

Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!

by He likes bees February 18, 2020

Jacob

A fantastic wrestler that always thinks he can just tag along if it’s fine with you. If you didn’t already know he loves his champion hoodie and thinks that she is not bad for a vh girl.

Jacob actually can’t just tag along wit you

by John Tuesday October 2, 2019

The Jacob

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.

After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.

by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

Jacob

Some fool that says “mmm no”

A lot

Kid: ayy Jacob you good at this

Jacob: mmm no

by John depp’s March 25, 2019

jacob

mattress boy

wow! there goes jacob the mattress boy! wonder when he’ll get a bed fame?

by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

by eRaZelo April 29, 2020