jacob

fat, small dick, temper, harmless

jacob is a pussy

by anonymous January 17, 2022

Jacob

Some fool that says “mmm no”

A lot

Kid: ayy Jacob you good at this

Jacob: mmm no

by John depp’s March 25, 2019

Jacob

a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner

omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday

by ponyboy11134 November 11, 2020

jacob

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.

"Mark is gay"~jacob

by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.

Wow look at Jacob stuck in the friend zone

by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020

jacob

mattress boy

wow! there goes jacob the mattress boy! wonder when he’ll get a bed fame?

by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

by eRaZelo April 29, 2020