Jonafart 

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

Jonafart by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

JonArryn'd 

1) When a high ranking member of any organization or ruling group is rendered completely and utterly useless upon their attempt to expose some conspiracy or tightly guarded secret.

2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."

A: Did you hear what happened to the Vice President of China?
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.

The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd

JonArryn'd by hard6 September 12, 2012

Jonathan

A Jonathan is
Nice
Funny

Popular

Not normal
And
Smart

Wow you’re such a Jonathan

Jonathan by oversized potato January 31, 2021

Pulling Off A Jonas 

Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking

(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"

Pulling Off A Jonas by ijustpulledoffajonas August 16, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

A band that single handedly killed music. You can usually hear them on a POP station or anything with Ryan Secrest or whatever his name is.

The Jonas Brothers make me want to cry. What ever happened to those awesome rock and roll bands that everyone loved? Fuck you Jonas Brothers. I dont even care that you are famous or have money, YOU RUINED MUSIC. FUCK YOU JONAS BITCHES.

Jonas Brothers by Peoples Voice amirite. April 1, 2010

jonathan

a very handsome young man who loves his girlfriend.he is funny and smart and very athletic.he will always step up when you need him to and will do anything he can to make you feel better.when times are hard he will always be there to lend you a shoulder to cry on. this sexy beast is passionate and respectful, but mess with his baby girl and he can cause some serious damage.he loves to get high and he loves to make love,he will always put your needs first.in any, he is the best person to be around.

jonathan will always be there in your time of need

jonathan by beeb420 August 17, 2017

Jonathan

A sexy lady killer with fantastic blond hair, dazzling blue eyes, and perfect abs. Jonathans are definately the best men to love and have the best humor a girl can ask for. A Jonathan usually gets the hot babes, but sadly to get the good girls he must turn down others that are only slightly less attractive. Usually they are extremely athletic and sometimes have hot nicknames like the lady killer, the white mamba, and even sometime a sexy panther. Jonathans are out to steal a girls heart and usually succeed.

Girl: Aah Jonathan is so perfect i could just die!
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(

Jonathan by baseballer4269 June 19, 2013