jam your hype

British UK slang meaning "Calm down." or "Chill out." Comes from the word "hype" meaning hyperactive, and the verb "to jam", meaning to relax, to chill, or to hang out.

Jordan: I swear down I'm gonna deck that bwoi!

Steve: Jam your hype, man. He didn't do anything to you.

by TheParkourPunk February 23, 2009

jam tart

Young, slender, attractive female, usually travelling into the nightlife in packs.
Knowingly dressing for attention.

Look at that jam tart!

by andrew at home May 3, 2006

Jam Pascual

A guy who's a total asshole who fucks his ex just for the fun of it and then leaves them in the dirt.

Girl: Why are you breaking up with me?
Jam Pascual: I already got what I want, bitch.

by disasteralreadymade June 29, 2011

jam eater

Someone from Workington in West Cumbria

"Oy Marra you f*ckin jam eater"

by Steve Torrens April 16, 2007

jam doughnut

1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.

2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.

The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.

1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."

2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."

by Blenks May 28, 2006

Jam Roll

Cockney rhyming slang for the dole

This country is on its arse. Just look at all these chavs on the jam roll. Get. A. Job!

by Kieran Palmer June 16, 2008

Jam rakky

slang for pakki or packy

look at all them jam rakky's !! there taking over

by kenow April 8, 2008