Be someone is so ugly that they tie your fallopian tube and prevent you from having children (tie your tubes)
by Yogirlmario January 1, 2017
Get the tube tiermug. A female that masturbates on camera. Usually as a secondary source of income to support a drug habit.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Tube Flickermug. Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.
Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)
That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.
That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.
by Telephony October 8, 2018
Get the down the tubemug. A 'Grenoobtube' or 'Grenoob-tube' launcher comes form a blending made by myself of grenade+noob+tube as another jargon term for the grenadelauncher attachment for most weapons on call of duty modernwarfare 'cod4' and call of duty modern warfare 2 or 'cod6/ cod mod2'
by doodeyboob January 7, 2010
Get the grenoob tubemug. n.
A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.
Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.
Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers
his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.
Becky: That sounds perfect!
Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.
Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers
his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.
Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
Get the chastity tubemug. A vagina, or any acceptable female hole that can receive man meat. This is not to be confused with an old, tube style, receiver, commonly used with record or tape players from the 70's or 80's.
by MikeOFU123 August 1, 2012
Get the Tube Receivermug. An NMR tube is a tube used in NMR Spectroscopy (used to detect molecule structures depending on peaks on a graph). Cleaning it usually uses acetone or dichloromethane and getting rid of it involves vacuum and maybe IR lamp. Organic chemists sometimes send samples to an NMR lab to get it back with the graph and detect if they got their product.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 20, 2023
Get the NMR tubemug.