Israeled

Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.

Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.

by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024

israeled

It's a ridiculous antisemitic word. You all have lost your minds! Maybe there should be a word like Pallyied as Palestinians have their own agenda being petrified under Hamas they have to lie how they are being treated or off with their heads. When you're Pallyied a good example is a Palestinian will spit in your eye and tell you it's raining so then you have been pallyied! Clever isn't it?

When a Muslim spitz in your eye and tells you it's raining! You've been pallyied because Israeled is not a word

by live in peace December 27, 2023

Israel Derangement Syndrome

It’s is a term often refers to a perceived irrational or obsessive hatred or criticism of the State of Israel, especially when that criticism is seen as disproportionate, unbalanced, or disconnected from reality. Most Islamists, leftists and retards has it.

Someone might be labeled as having “Israel Derangement Syndrome” if they:
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.

by Gahex August 6, 2025

Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.

- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!

by NotEverEver December 29, 2023

Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own

My sister Israeled my charger

by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024

Israel Swag

to show how much swag you have as an israeli (i'm not)

i may not be jewish, but i got dem "Israel Swag"

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025

Israel Defense Forces

Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024