myspace husband

when there is only a myspace relationship holding no boundies or penalties. mostly just the exchanging of pics and messages.An internet booty call

my myspace husband just sent me some new slammin pics...

by Taylor Champagne May 11, 2007

Handbag Husband

A Husband or Boyfriend a woman can show off to her friends to get their approval and make them jealous. A gold-diggers target. A Narcissist's wet dream.

She didn't love him, she was incapable of emotional involvement, he was a handbag husband, calculated to impress those she wanted people to see as her friends.

by life, but not as we know it August 4, 2020

Jenna Ortega's Husband

Jenna Ortega's Husband AKA Crumbo

Jenna: I love you bby
Crumbo/Jenna Ortega's Husband: I love you too bae

by Angry_Salad May 16, 2023

Ex Husband

The one creature on this earth who can suck the ever living life and happiness from your day in a minute or less.

I told my ex husband, "you have to try harder than that, asshole. My armor is thick.

by ChivJ October 15, 2015

Ex Husband

The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.

Jane: My ex husband is stalking me

Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

I love my husband ass print more

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D

asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022

Boycotted my Husband

To hold out till he gives into what your asking for :-)

I so boycotted my husband after he took all my smurfs and wouldnt give them back.

by Steamy Smurfette September 27, 2009