Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.

So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.

by @Yim October 21, 2020

husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017

husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.

Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.

by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017

Husband Brother

A husband who looks very similar to his wife, generally in a very creepy way.

Yo dawg, you see that Husband Brother and Sister Wife over there making out? GROSS!!!!!!

by JamMasterBae September 7, 2016

husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.

"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"

by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012

husband-style

To engage in intercourse without the use of a condom, the way a couple who were married would. Mentioned in the song "Trojan" by rapper Sol.

She loves me now, trust me now, wants me to hit it husband-style

by SeatownChamp July 6, 2011

scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D

"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"

by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021