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hummer

When I put your cock as far back in my mouth as it will go, and then hum the tune of the star spangled banner, or any other long song that has a good beat to hum to. i.e.: andy griffin theme, jeapordy theme, etc etc
I gave John one helluva hummer after we snorted that 8-ball last night.
by DiXiE March 4, 2004
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Hummel

When a woman is performing oral sex on a male and he busts up in her mouth. She then spits out the cum and licks it back up.
That Asian prostitute charged me $150 for a hummel!
by BillytheMarlin May 19, 2010
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dirty humberto

A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez

A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.

A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.

A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.

Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.

My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
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shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.
Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!
by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008
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A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.
Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.
by Nickola1 October 21, 2010
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Humbertoing

Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.
why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?

Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019
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Hummer in the stacks

getting a nice blow job from a hot chick in one of the book aisles in the library.
Jess gave me an awesome hummer in the stacks yesterday at the library
by usarules878 November 11, 2009
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