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Sexually excited.

I hope you get horny from reading this. Enjoy!
This morning I was feeling incredibly horny so I woke up early and went next door where our neighboor's hot and sexy daughter Belle Mason lives. After an passionate greeting she reached over and began to massage my balls. In no more than thirty seconds I was as hard as a rock. I jerked my head towards he bedroom and she tipped her head in agreement. I grabbed her boobs, set her on the bed, turned around, and ripped off her shirt. "Babe! What are you doing?" "What you want me to do," I said. I started sucking her tits and at the same time I reached into her skimpy lace panties and stuck my fingers into her clit. She moaned and pulled down my shorts and boxers. "You're so hard!" "It's all for you, Babe." She bent down and licked the tip of my cock ever so gently and slowly sucked on it and put it into her mouth. After awhile of this, we slowly turned so that my rock-hard dick could slide into her dripping pussy. She moaned with pleasure and grabbed my ass to pull me in harder."FUCK ME HARDER!!!" she yelled.

I hope this made you horny! I sure made me horny writing it. (Part 2 is in the next definition)
by HornyMamma534 October 15, 2013
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Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.
Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.
by Valric. October 13, 2010
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Horny Manatee

A website accidentally created by Conan O'Brian that shows fake manatee porn with a person in a manatee mascot outfit, types of "porn" include, Man on Mantee, ManaTeen, Shaved Manatee, Web Cam Manatee and others the website has over 20 million hits in less than 1 month and will B around for at least 10 years
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by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007
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Horny

Horny~When you want to have sex.

My lustful eyes watched as Max walked into the bedroom, a bulge in his pants. He made his way over to me, who lay sexily naked on the bed. He began fiercely making out with me. His enticing lips smashed against mine and his tongue explored all of my mouth. Our tongues danced against one anothers.

He finally pulled away and began taking off his pants. His 9 inches sprung out and I began drooling at the thought of how could it felt when his hard, massive dick fucked me hard in the pussy.

I suddenly pushed Max onto his back, and lowered myself carefully into his huge cock. I was dripping wet, so I slipped onto him with ease. I moaned and quivered in pleasure as he easily touched my g-spot.

I began bouncing on his dick, while rubbing at my clit. I fastened the pace until I was furiously bouncing into his dick while daddy bucked his hips to ram himself even more into me.

“Mmn! Harder!” I moaned out.

My cunt was so wet, and my juices were dripping down Max’s big cock. Daddy began to ram himself harder into me and I began quivering as he hit my g-spot with every thrust. The pleasure took control of my whole body and I knew I was close to orgasam.

“Faster daddy! I’m gonna cum all over your big cock!” I moaned.

I pulled and pinched at my pink nipples for even more stimulation and I suddenly squirt out— far. I lay there on my bed, still shaking because of the intensity of the orgasam. Daddy then came onto my big tits and I smirked up at him.
“Gosh, I am so horny.” Jessi said to Annie.

“Omg, same Jessi. I really need some good cock right now!” Annie exclaimed.
by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020
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Hornylicious

Something that immediately makes you horny, Very sexy.
Boy 1: Damn, that porn was hornylicious
Boy 2: Not as hornylicious as your mom
Boy 3: Thats just wierd
by binkibali June 6, 2009
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Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind
I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!
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Horny bicycle

when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.
I have a horny bicycle
by Throbbing Tim December 7, 2016
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