homiehoestasis

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)

Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)

by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021

Homiephobic

The phobia of homies showing affection for each other.

Guy friend #1: Hey cutie ❤️.
Guy friend #2: Hey babe 😉.
Guy friend #3: That's gay.
Guy friend #1 & 2: Don't be Homiephobic, you just jealous cuz you not in on this.
Guy friend #3: Wtf is Homiephobic?
Guy friend #1: Its basically Homophobic but ur homophobic about the homies showing love.

by YoungBoyZack April 10, 2021

Homie Honey

Semen that you save just for your closest friends. Could also just be some loving, but mostly semen.

Jimmy wasn't feeling too great so I gave him some of my homie honey.

by nFmouz May 14, 2021

Homieflexible

Homoflexible but you only date the boys, the homies.

Homie 1:Broo you're so hot.
Homie 2:Are you gay?
Homie 1:Naw I'm homieflexible.

by JDButAPilot January 10, 2022

Homiephobia

The fear of creating deep, long lasting interpersonal relationships or having a tightknit group of close friends (the homies).

Some people call me a loner but I really just suffer from acute homiephobia.

by Dedraterdater February 7, 2023

Work Homie

A person you hangout with at work, but never speak to outside of work.

Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''

by Greenfiend March 14, 2010

sacred homie

1. A homie that is no longer living.

2. A homie that is deserving of veneration after their death.

3. A homie that is of the highest value.

a) This type of homie(s) is on a level above all other homies and typically holds a special place in your heart.

(Definition #3 is an incorrect used of the term Sacred Homie but may be used by individuals who do not understand the true meaning of the term)

My sacred homie (_insert name_) would have liked this weed.

by daddy money bank$ June 12, 2017