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P-Town Handshake

The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.
Damn that dude is fuckin' sexy. If I met him, I'd introduce myself with a firm P-Town Handshake.
by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010
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Rabbi's Handshake

When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.
Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.
by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017
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bass player hands

This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.
Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."
by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017
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six finger handshake

A special handshake that can only be preformed by two males in which each man grabs the others penis and they “shake”
Essentially a mutual handjob
“Me and Tim are gonna be friends forever. We shook on it with a six finger handshake.”
by DaDingus October 15, 2018
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February 28 National holding hands day

Hold hands with the person you love!!
by Champonion February 26, 2020
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swamp ass handshake

Wiping your sweaty swamp ass and shaking the unknowing person 's hand.
I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.
by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020
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Fruity Pebbles hands

In relation to paper hands and the stock market:

When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”

Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”

Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
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