smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

Pecos Hank

Pecos Hank is a youtuber who makes short nature documentaries about weather, usually tornadoes or lightning, or about the animals he finds. He also sometimes make travel videos.

"I just binge-watched Pecos Hank today"

"Have you seen Pecos Hank's videos, they are awesome"

by YUGULYKHASBYLGyvuihdijhnbKUYIL August 9, 2023

Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.

Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!

by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019

Kinfolk Hank

An underground rapper from Fort Worth, Texas.Known for his balla style flows.One of the throwedest dudes in Texas.Also goes by King Hank,Hanky Panky, and Hank Hill''The King of The Hill.

Why's that boy Kinfolk Hank always talking about his candy?

by Funky Town Foot Soilder March 28, 2004

Heaping Hank

a "Heaping Hank" is when there is a Gay orgy.... 1 member shits on someone's chest..... another smears his nuts in the shit, THEN the shitty nut guy teabags another guy.


Either that, or it's when you've had too much of Hank's mashed potatoes.




you decide, bitches.

Claude: "I had such a ROUGH night!"
Tricialique: "Had a Heaping Hank again last night, didn't ya?"
Claude: "....yeah... how did you know?"
Tricialique: Yeah... wipe the shit off your chin.... ass"

by Tricialique February 2, 2005