Hanging Chad

When a singular testicle escapes one's undergarments.

Man, that package readjustment left me with a major hanging chad!

by Hamil$tein October 17, 2006

Anal Hangings

after an abnormally large penis or other exceptionally large phallic shaped object has ascended through your rectal opening, and been withdrawn again in a repeated fashion, your areshole may lose some of its natural elasticity (in scientific terms, you have pushed it beyond its elastic potential) and rigidity, thus resulting in the inside of your anus now being the outsides of your anus, if this does happen, in mild cases a forefinger is enough to push the hangings back inside the anus, however in severe cases a plunger may be needed to reinsert your rectum, it is essential that you do not secrete feaces whilst experiencing anal hangings, also very important that you do not panic and remove the anal hangings with a sharp object. if all else fails, you can always submerge the hangings in warm earl grey tea for 4 - 6 hours and they will gradually retract.

gareth: jonathan i double dare you to insert this extra large cucumber into your anus until it has been fully engulfed by your rectum

Jonathan: gareth i dont think thats a good idea seeing as i only just got rid of my anal hangings from your last dare

gareth: dont worry jonathan i have a plunger in my bag and some earl grey on the stove, ready to tend to your AH

Jonathan: well seeing as you are so ready prepared for my inevitable anal hangings, i will insert this cucumber into my anus.

by flangeface March 26, 2011

Hanging Ham

n. The low hanging, fleshy flaps found on a vagina that's had too much of a pounding. Otherwise known as Meat Flaps or Beef Curtains

God damn, that bitch has some serious hanging ham

by Poggo October 21, 2008

hangingoutitude

A scale used to define the quality of place to hang out

Johny's house jumped a couple of points in hangingoutitude since his mom got breast implants.

by riboflaavin June 20, 2005

hanging titty laso

The act of holding a girl upside down with her legs under your arms then inserting your penis inside her while jumping up and down and turning a 360. It works best with large breast, but flat chicks work ok too, the effect just isn't as great.

Too people doing the hanging titty laso

by big puppy April 23, 2012

Hanging Ten

Riding the wave.

I am just Hanging Ten.

by EricTheRed1313 June 30, 2020

extreme hanging out

That place between friends with benefits, hanging out and dating, where you bang, hang out all the time and are really good friends, but don't want to call it dating quite yet.

Hey are you dating that girl?

Nah, we're just extreme hanging out, might be dating later though.

by thespacepope November 17, 2014