haikal syahmie

A good guy who always make everyone happy. Sometimes he has an insecurities but he doesnt know how to express it through a word. He always face all the obstacles in his life alone. He is an independant person. I know that. But still he needs someone who can treat him better

that can calm him whenever his insecurities come over
that can make him be the real person of him

"To who you're
yes im writing this for you. I hope you find the person who will make you happier same as how you do.

Live your life. I know you can be a better person. Dont mind that judgemental word that gonna hurt you. You're perfect just the way you are."

people 1: "it that haikal syahmie?"

people 2: "ohmygoddd YESSS"

by qnshshwsujahsjwhahs March 3, 2023

yoshua halim

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yoshua halim

by yoshua halim January 9, 2023

halakahiki

It's hawiian for pineapple.

-Hey do you want a halakahiki?
-WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!?

by -L August 26, 2005

Halicore

Combination of Hardcore and Halitosis (bad breath)

Halitosis is used to describe cases of bad breath so extreme that only human excrement or rotting fish can match it for pong.

Man your breath is halicoreee get some damned mints

by Hermanthegerman July 25, 2009

halibut

1.) foibled pronunciation of horrible by my asian girlfriend

2.) complete nonsense, inane, lame, unfounded, untrue

3.) horrible person

4.) general state of affairs these days

1.) mr duite, you are completely halibut

2.) that's halibut

3.) he's a big halibut

4.) it's all halibut

by mr snatchural September 17, 2005

haiku

A poem format hailing from Japan. It's just like an American/English poem except like non-english words, it's entirely stupid and makes no sense. Idealist College students and "otaku" and wapanese people love it death. It's a pretty easy format because you just have to watch your the 5-7-5 format. You don't have to rhyme or make sense. Like calligraphy or any of the other stupid things to come from Japan and asia (A good reason we nuked them twice) it really holds no actual intelligence in the world of academia. It's best to kick the person who writes these thing in the jewels. Or if it's a girl, just smack her like you would any other woman (joking, you fags).

Haiku is no good.
Write stupid format for you.
Dorks like it a lot.

Touched my big penis
Japanese do not have one
They write stupid poems

by Samuel Macon May 15, 2006

haiku

Maddox (www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net) put it best:

I had a wet fart.
I think I need to wipe it.
Damn! I shit my pants.

I'm better than you
cos my johnson is so big
I hate your mother

by breep December 4, 2004