Gunking

The act of entering a female’s rectum via a hand or foot with the intent of removing fecal matter.

My girl was constipated so I tried gunking her. It worked!

by The Fucky Fister March 1, 2025

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Gunking

Letting a snail slither on it

Oh dude I gunked so hard last night, like there were like three snails.
What’s gunking?
You haven’t ever gunked before?

by Psuedoism John March 15, 2025

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GUNKER

A goon bunker. A place for bros to hang out.

The bros are all heading out to the gunker later to hang out.

by Cometfeetpics February 13, 2026

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Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

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(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022

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