by The Fucky Fister March 1, 2025
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by Psuedoism John March 15, 2025
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Get the GUNKER mug.Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.
Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.
by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025
Get the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon mug.(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.
by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022
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Get the tooth gunking mug.A synonym for taking a massive dump, usually used when describing a small creature that you hate taking a massive dump.
by Going gunky February 12, 2024
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