Gomez

A person who seems to leak pheromones. His very presence draws both men and women to him dying to be his. Someone who isn't exactly great looking and is not exactly nice but for some reason evryone wants him... Everyone.

Person 1: Did you see that dude yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, why is his hair so long?
Person 1: I know he seriously needs to cut it.
Person 2: He is such a Gomez. I think I'm gonna ask him out.
Person 1: No way, I am.

And then a catfight ensues.

by Your_Worst__Nightmare July 9, 2009

Geometry

(n)

A commonly used foreign language that is used in middle and high school.
It is also a word that means, "Confusion, Failing, Tears, Repetitive swearing."

Geometry is also commonly spoken by fast paced teachers who laugh at you when you don't understand something so apparently "easy."

Bob: Hey Tim, did you see that girl holding the geometry book?
Tim: Yes I did, that girl thinks geometry is used in everyday life.
Bob: That girl is in for a lot of tears, failing and repetitive swearing.

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Teacher: Geometry will be used in real life everyday.
Student: Give me an example then.
Teacher: ..You will use it to build a tree house.
Student: Because everyone needs a freaking tree house.

by Nightmare_Jarate July 8, 2014

Geometry Dash 2.2

Typically shortened to "2.2" in conversation. Something that is teased but never released.

She Geometry Dash 2.2'd her underboob but didn't go any further than that.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 28, 2021

Geometran

The elite part of 8th grade. In Geometry in 8th grade, and two grade levels ahead of the "average." They are sometimes called "nerds" by noobs who are jealous of their elite math skills. To be a real Geometran you must be on the Geometry math team and have a MAO shirt.

I'm so proud my son is a Geometran, therefore he won't be a fucking noob like a pre-algebran.

The Geometrans raped the Pre-Algebrans with their fists of math.

by MATHPWNER69 October 21, 2009

gomeboy

A drink containing Goor, fresh apple juice and some lime cordial. The term is taken from the Smirnoff Ice Ad where Uri introduces us to his "homeboy (pronounced gomeboy) Goor".

Kagiso: "Aah dude, I can't make a gomeboy with that!"
Wonga: "It's apple flavour..."
Kagiso: "Yeah, apple flavoured drank, look at it, it's green!"
Musa: "Yes Wonga, listen to the man. Gomeboys must be made from the purest apple juice."
Wonga: "Dude, wtf is juice?"

by Kagiso Khaole April 21, 2008

gomesfest

Perhaps the best party in the world, created by sum random guy named gomes. Usually some crazy ass shit happens and lots of memoribale things seem to happen like kids getting 3rd degree burns or hotels being destroyed, but at the end of night its peaceful social get togther of people.

Dude I chilled on the south shore last night and went to a gomesfest and woke up with 200 dollars in my pocket and some fat bitch.

by jessica is awsome March 30, 2009

Gnomeschool

Where gnomes learn to be bitter, resentful and overcompensate for their many, many failures in gnomish ways...often falls prey to substance abuse and becomes engaged in seedy employment (when employable) as fluffers in Gnomaam flicks

Dude....I don't care what they told you in Gnomeschool your never going to be a cowboy ... now stop trying to ride my german shepard and get your gnomschooled, gnome hat wearin ass out of my garden...

And clean up that fluffermuffin, gnomie.

Fucking gnomes......

by Bill the random December 3, 2010