cock gobbler

A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.

One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.

Nah Brocephus, it's just because he's a cock gobbler.

by Reeces monkey December 16, 2010

knob gobbler

Someone who gobbles knobs.

Wow, you're such a knob gobbler
That girl gobbles knobs like there's no tomorrow.

by charrc July 30, 2008

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

gobblerito

The action of jizzing into a borritto before tricking your friend into eating it.

Mr. Feeny pissed me off so I gave him a Gobblerito.

by small mexican peenie February 28, 2010

Gobbler

There are many definitions of gobbler, but the best one is:

The act of sneaking up on a guy and tickling the bottom of his scrotum(nut-sack) from behind. If done right, the guy getting the gobbler should giggle because it tickles really bad.

Hey Shawn, can distract Ben so i can give him a really bad gobbler?

by Tyler-GREENMAN October 1, 2010

Gobbler

(Gobbla') when your balls hang out of the hole in your boxers.
this is extremely rare and should be celebrated with song and dance. do not fix. let it attend to its natural course. diction by powers. refer to melvin.

damnit i got a gobbler. i need to fix that shit.

by behrend October 23, 2007

gobbler

Someone who sucks more than most other people. A person that does in fact suck the cock or acts like one who sucks the cock.

Look at that gobbler in the pink polo with the popped collar.

by ogie_ogelthorp September 20, 2005